Sitting...

New job day 2. Thought I'd repeat yesterday's experience by sitting outside at Vendôme Station letting a few bus pass by because I'm too early again. Unfortunately it got ruined by multiple things.

1st of all, some crazy freak guy was sitting in my place, stealing my idea of not getting on a bus right away.
2nd, everyone around seemed to be smokers blowing their fucking cigarette smoke in my face. Way to ruin the perfect smell of the white tree on the wind.
3rd, I've had a freakin migraine since the morning and it's making me grouchy. This migraine can possibly be explained by one of many factors.
a) I'm just tired as hell from working 12 hours in the past 2 days.
b) I drank too much coffee and my blood pressure is acting up.
c) All of the above

And jeezus, can someone explain to me why the hell most smokers keep on spitting on the ground?! Seriously, if they don't like the taste it leaves in their mouth, WHY THE HELL SMOKE IN THE 1ST PLACE??? It's fucking gross and they disgust me. There is way too many smokers in the world and they should all die early of lung cancer and leave us the fuck alone and smoke free. I swear to God, if I ever learn that I'm going to die from cancer because of second hand smoking, I'm taking as many smokers as I can down with me.
No, I have no respect for smokers because they have no respect for others and themselves. They act like they have every right to blow their death sticks in anyone's face. They should all choke on it and die. And what's with teenagers smoking lately?! Are they so retarded and mentally challenged that they still think it makes them look cool? Hello!!! The 90's are over people!! We're in the era of eco-friendly stuff and eating healthy. That's what's cool! Unless you really want to look like an idiot teenager spitting and smoking his life away because you're too dumb to realize it's out.

Nuff said.

Ah spring time...

Spring, rebirth of everything flowery ; trees in bloom, flowers, grass, birdies. I'm sitting outside Vendôme Station getting some sun and in front of me is a lovely tree full of white flowers that smell divine when the wind blows in my direction.
In the background, a view of downtown Montreal and the Old Port. I just missed a bus on purpose because I'm way too early for work and I rather wait here, no matter my allergies, then wait in the cafeteria there. I think I might miss the next bus too...

Been to my "soon to be new job" this morning and it went well. I love the neighborhood so much there. It's insane the amount of restaurants on that street. There's even an outdoor market for fresh fruits and veggies that's open March to November.

Ok now I'm definitely waiting for the next bus because this dude just ruined my moment. He almost sat on my leg even though there's like a mile long bench. Not to mention he smelled like moth balls. I just witnessed 2 pigeons in a mating ritual, and now I see a spider trying to catch a fly that's on the other side of the glass. The pigeons are at it again, the male is puffing its neck and turning in circles to impress her. The thought of a guy trying that with a girl is pretty funny. Like that would ever work with humans! lol

Bad day...

Today was meant to be one of those days everything goes wrong... -_-

I woke up in time but somehow left home late, my bus was late, people were slow as hell and getting in my way. I missed the last subway train I needed to be on time. I was pissed at the world and I was getting even more frustrated that people I was evily staring at weren't bursting into flames.

The Torture Chronicles - Part 6

We got another psych class this morning, it got me pretty uncomfortable because it was about social relationships and affective relationships. God knows I don't need to be reminded that I lack an elaborate social circle in my life. The one I used to have pretty much disapeared over the years and now I stand mostly alone. Meh, it's probably of my own doing or maybe it's because of circumstances I have yet to identify and analyze. I'll have to think about that one day.

This afternoon was our 1st class of commercial designing, a class where I intend to prove my worth once again as a skilled professional. But one girl got on my nerves so bad I wanted to shove her head in the wall so she'd shut the hell up. She sat in the 1st row, alone because nobody can stand her, but not looking forward. She was constantly talking and adding stuff during the teacher's explanations and kept looking at us behind her, as if we gave a damn about what she was saying. She was directly in my line of sight and I kept wanting to shove my fist in her face, rip off her tongue and redo the class's paint job with it. I whispered between my clenched teeth : "For the love of God... please someone make her shut up." The girl next to me heard me and started laughing in agreement because she really annoys everyone in the class. She's so needy for attention its beyond pathetic, its ridiculous. She even lies and makes up stuff to make us pity her. Can you spell L O S E R?

Anyway, this class is gonna be hard work. I asked for the biggest project and I got it. Let's hope I'm up to the challenge.

What's worse than being on a bus full of teenagers at peak hours? Being stuck without power on a subway train with tons of teenagers fresh out of school, yelling and screaming like they own the damn place. Thank goodness it only lasted 10 minutes... longest 10 minutes of my life!!

Cheating or not cheating, that is the question

So I'm talking to this guy I met the other day; he's been married for several years, has a kid and another on the way. Practicing the ancient art of sublety everyone knows I master, I ask him :
"You ever cheat on your wife?"

He answers right away :
"No! Of course not!"

A minute goes by and he adds :
"Does buying a blowjob counts as cheating?"

Being a bit dazed by this question I reply :
"Buying as in paying for the services of a whore buying?"

"Errr, well yeah, how else am I gonna get one?!"

"...................."



Hmm... would that be considered cheating I wonder...

Duh! - No man, I'm sure your wife would totally approve. *rolls eyes*

The Torture Chronicles - Part 5

Today was open doors at school, in other words : teenager HELL. The place was crawling with yelling, running, annoying high school teens visiting us probably to check out if life beyond high school would be better than prison. More than once I strongly had to resist the sudden urge to trip one of them or push one down the stairs.

The uproar from this semester's new students was even worse than usual. Enough to cause me a headache for the entire day. I swear the tylenols I took today didn't do shit but the minute I stepped outside with my music playing in my ears, the pain was gone.

I think I may be allergic to teenagers...
Do they have a pill for that? Oh, of course they do, its called BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!

The Torture Chronicles - Part 4

O M G, all day in the classes I hate : window display. And the teacher starts talking about the next project - a valentine's day themed window. Could you be more tacky?! And it has to be non conventional which makes finding a concept all the more difficult. So I draw a couple scenarios, show them to him and everytime he didn't like them. *sigh* Not "conceptual" enough he said. Back to the drawing board I guess... Ok so after a lot of deep thinking, I found a bunch of rather rouchy and funny ideas but one that was truely genius. It's multi cultural, simple, right to the point with a hint of humor and easy as pie to realize. Perfect!! The teacher loved it. So now I gotta draw it in color. Weee... one step closer to be done with that class!!

Overall the day went pretty good. I know I'll make some people jealous again with my project. I always do. Hehe. But thinking about Valentine's Day makes me feel a bit alone.

I wonder what Deli Guy is doing for V. Day...