So I'm talking to this guy I met the other day; he's been married for several years, has a kid and another on the way. Practicing the ancient art of sublety everyone knows I master, I ask him :
"You ever cheat on your wife?"
He answers right away :
"No! Of course not!"
A minute goes by and he adds :
"Does buying a blowjob counts as cheating?"
Being a bit dazed by this question I reply :
"Buying as in paying for the services of a whore buying?"
"Errr, well yeah, how else am I gonna get one?!"
"...................."
Hmm... would that be considered cheating I wonder...
Duh! - No man, I'm sure your wife would totally approve. *rolls eyes*
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