Tuesday, January 1, 2008

What is verbal diarrhea?

I present to you my blog, which will contain a lot of its title, of course. Mostly it will contain random thoughts, a lot of rants but with a hint of humor. I hope it will make for an interesting read and I look forward to your comments, good or bad.

You may ask yourselves what exactly is verbal diarrhea and I found some definitions in the Urban Dictionnary to help you understand what to expect here.


1. Verbal Diarrhea
A condition suffered by an individual who has the inablility to shut the fuck up, I.e the words keep flowing.

2. Verbal Diarrhea
1)An adj. given to someone who expresses their awkwardness through words. 2)Used to describe a person who can not control his random thoughts from exploding, which get them into trouble.

3. Verbal Diarrhea
A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

4. Verbal Diarrhea
When someone is just talking so much shit it's like it spews form their mouth in a disgusting and uncontrollable way.

5. Verbal Diarrhea
When someone talks, and the resulting output smells and sounds like shit.
For example: Every time George W. Bush gives a speech, all I hear is verbal diarrhea.

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